Stop Calling, Stop Calling

Title: Stop Calling, Stop Calling
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada (movie, mostly, but with an AU ending)
Character(s) [pairing(s)]: Emily, Miranda (mentioned), Irv Ravitz and "Drabby" Jameson [N/A]
Summary: Putting your phone on silent in a meeting with executives of your publishing company? What is this, middle-class America? We're Runway and we don't do that here.

Pretty liberal swearing in the quoted song lyrics.

( You don't know me like that! )

Zombies! [scrap]

Title: Zombies! (aka "STFU, Miranda, and Pick Up a Gun")
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada (movie)
Character(s) [pairing(s)]: Andrea, Miranda, Emily, the twins (mentioned) [N/A]
Summary: It's hard to decide which situation is more dangerous: the zombie-swarmed streets outside the townhouse, or the three women and two children sitting inside it.

( “—and honestly, this is just ludicrous." )